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Today’s cow got… udder rings?

I can credit today’s cow sighting to my sister-in-law, who posted the cartoon below on my Facebook wall last week. All I could say when I saw it was… Well, not much, because my jaw dropped and my mouth couldn’t make out any words for a while. I think I eventually managed to let out a wow, and then a big hearty laugh.

What do you think of this new cow trend – the udder rings?

Cow cartoon - udder rings

Cow cartoon – udder rings

It’s another funny, yet gross, cow birthday card

I’ve run across several cow birthday cards in the past. Some of them were cute and funny, some of them could sing happy birthday, including my own cow singing birthday card my mom sent me, and some happen to be quite gross.

Today’s featured birthday card is more of the latter kind, but I’ll let you tell me what you think. I found this cow birthday card at my local grocery store. Here’s the front of the birthday card:

Cow birthday card

Cow birthday card

 Boy, I love the pearly white teeth on that cow. I want her dentist’s contact information.

Now, here’s for the inside of the card. Did you guess what it would say?

Cow birthday card with cow pie joke

Cow birthday card with cow pie joke

 Cow pies for a birthday. How come I didn’t think of that? Now, who wants some pie?

More bull market cartoons

Today’s cow, or should I say bull, expands on my idea of the other day that some people are trying to make us believe we’re experiencing a bull market.

I found a few cows in my Facebook newsfeed this morning in an NPR post called No Bulls! Every few days the NPR (National Public Radio) website features some cartoons representing the political or economical mood of this country (USA). These two cartoons say it all about the current state of the stock market.

Cartoon on the 2011 bull stock market

Cartoon on the 2011 bull stock market

I love the nose ring addition – that makes for a very surprised bull!

Cartoon on 2011 bull stock market

Cartoon on 2011 bull stock market

Wow, double tongue sticking out, on the bull and Uncle Sam! Yes, we’re that screwed…

Cows and politics

We paid a visit to our local IKEA store this afternoon to purchase some new bedding items for the boys. While in the children’s department, I saw this cute floor rug, with a tractor, a barn, and of course, cows.

IKEA farm rug with cows

IKEA farm rug with cows

For today’s post, I also wanted to share with you a very funny joke I found on another blog. I want to thank Tilly Bud @ The Laughing Housewife for letting me repost it. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did! This is what happens when humor meets reality.

Cows & Politics Explained

A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT:  You have two cows.  You keep one and give one to your neighbour.

A SOCIALIST:  You have two cows.  The government takes one and gives it to your neighbour.

AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN/BRITISH CONSERVATIVE:  You have two cows. Your neighbour has none. So what?

AN AMERICAN DEMOCRAT/BRITISH LABOUR:  You have two cows.  Your neighbour has none.  You feel guilty for being successful.  You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax.  The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbour. You feel righteous.

A COMMUNIST:  You have two cows.  The government seizes both and provides you with milk.

A FASCIST:  You have two cows.  The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE:  You have two cows.  You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE:  You have two cows.  The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, then pours the milk down the drain.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.  You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them world-wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  They are mad.  They die. Pass the cottage pie, please.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:  You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are. You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.  You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION:  You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  You enter into a partnership with an American corporation.  Soon you have 1000 cows and the American corporation declares bankruptcy.

A CHINESE CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the journalist who reported on them.

AN ARKANSAS/NORFOLK CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  That one on the left is kinda cute.

Get ready for a little bovine humor

My most memorable cows (yes, cows, not cow) of the day appeared in another episode of Curious George tonight. Have you noticed we’re stuck in a Curious George trend? I’ll admit I don’t mind it so much. The episodes are actually well done for preschoolers and I like the real-life applications featuring real kids at the end of each episode.

Tonight’s Curious George’s episode featured a baby opossum and at least a dozen cows frantically running around the barn at night. I didn’t see how this mess started but the numerous moos are what made me look at the screen. When I saw the multiple cows running across the screen, I thought I was suffering from vision problems. I’m better now that the episode is over, thanks.

Rather than showing you these crazy cows, let me share a little bovine humor today. I’ve been looking at funny cow images for inspiration to start a children’s book. While doing my research, I ran into some pretty fun cow cartoons and I hope you’ll appreciate them too. Enjoy the funny cow sighting overload!

My favorite cartoon has to be Star Wars. What about you?

Funny cow cartoon - milk movie

Funny cow cartoon - milk movie

Funny cow cartoon - Star Wars

Funny cow cartoon - Star Wars

Funny cow cartoon - cow philosophy

Funny cow cartoon - cow philosophy