One of my cow sightings for today happened to be on a birthday card at the store. This is not the first time I’ve seen cows on a birthday card, or the second time, or even the third time. This makes me think cows are pretty popular characters to celebrate birthdays.
But today’s cow birthday card is different. Just like the other cow birthday cards, it’s supposed to be funny. Very funny. But the more I look at it, the more I wonder how this ever got approvede for printing. And the only way someone could have come up with this idea is on a paper napkin in a bar after way, way too many beers.
Be ready to be impressed, or grossed out, depending on your type of humor!
Here’s the front of the cow birthday card:
Tell me, Mr. Cowboy, are you really going to stick that plunger where I’m thinking??? Here’s the inside of the card:
Wow, I don’t think I’d ever be able to come up with such a great punchline! Next time this writer thinks he’s written a great birthday card idea, maybe he should sober up before sending it out to his editor, who’s obviously too drunk at that late hour to realize this may not be such a good idea for a birthday card… I sure wouldn’t want to be the recipient!